Hello Blog,
I'm back for an express purpose. To rant. About how much i hate to-do lists.
I hate to-do lists. They haunt me like demons. They never shrivel up and die. They just grow like sequoia trees (but without the majesty or wonder...actually lousy comparison). Hateful, beastly things. You strike one thing at the top and two more appear at the bottom. They're nightmares that just dont end. You think you're done, now you can relax and drift away into a day dream but NOO...there's ANOTHER thing to do. I dont want things to do. I want no more deliverables. I dont want to deliver. To whom do I owe a delivery? Huh? Whom? To whom do beetles owe their creeping on walls? To whom do lizards owe snapping flies? To whom do ducks owe quacking and frogs owe croaking? To whom, I ask? Why do anything? I want to be a Baloo and just do nothing, bear necessities and all that. At this point, Ayn Rand would probably dismiss me as vermin, not fit to inhabit the human body I carry around. But screw that, I believe in a divine right to exist without being productive (for LIMITED periods of time). O god, i need a holiday. bleah.
I'm back for an express purpose. To rant. About how much i hate to-do lists.
I hate to-do lists. They haunt me like demons. They never shrivel up and die. They just grow like sequoia trees (but without the majesty or wonder...actually lousy comparison). Hateful, beastly things. You strike one thing at the top and two more appear at the bottom. They're nightmares that just dont end. You think you're done, now you can relax and drift away into a day dream but NOO...there's ANOTHER thing to do. I dont want things to do. I want no more deliverables. I dont want to deliver. To whom do I owe a delivery? Huh? Whom? To whom do beetles owe their creeping on walls? To whom do lizards owe snapping flies? To whom do ducks owe quacking and frogs owe croaking? To whom, I ask? Why do anything? I want to be a Baloo and just do nothing, bear necessities and all that. At this point, Ayn Rand would probably dismiss me as vermin, not fit to inhabit the human body I carry around. But screw that, I believe in a divine right to exist without being productive (for LIMITED periods of time). O god, i need a holiday. bleah.
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ReplyDeleteTake a break sweetheart. That post was too funny... which was probably not your intent. But hey, all those frogs, ducks, lizards thing was hilarious!
hahaa....well, it was an attempt to laugh off my overwork induced sloth :) Glad you enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteI want to be a Baloo and just do nothing, bear necessities and all that.
ReplyDeletei second that! i need a loooong vacation which comprises of nothing more than sleeping & eating all day!!
time to escaaape!
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